January 2011
dear 2011:
please bring me lots of smiles and a cute, furry boyfriend that will snuggle with me while I’m sick.  signed,  melissa (the coolest person evar, duh)
Jan 1st
December 2010
1 tag
Dec 31st
my day=
playing resident evil 4 and cuddling with my favorite overweight dachsund i need a life and a boyfriend to snuggle with and hold hands with ffffu
Dec 28th
1 tag
Dec 28th
1 tag
examples of how I am annoying
lol
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
42,708 notes
ukulele tuned- check mandolin tuned- check spacebar on keyboard broken- check nehnehnehneh 
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
I got
a purple ukulele, a mandolin (it’s beautiful), a mbira, a mouth harp, and two kazoos for christmas ^_^
Dec 25th
rustedwheelplantedstill-deactiv asked: I hope you have a nice Holiday. :]
Dec 25th
rustedwheelplantedstill-deactiv asked: I hope you have a nice Holiday. :]
Dec 25th
1 tag
Dec 25th
my cousin gave me
her Van Halen world tour shirt from 1984! I’m so happy hhhhh mine got stolen last year and the cheapest I could find it was $150 asdfjksghlajkdfhgljkf
Dec 25th
some-other-deactivated20110409 asked: YESSSS.
Whenever I see that strip I always say "Machine Code" in my head hahahaha
Dec 24th
today
I was forced to go to the Stockyards with my family. it was cold and we ate fried pickles. at least I took a shower and put makeup on. also, I got a new crew neck. it’s really comfy and fits well, but it’s really dumb (says fort worth, texas with horses and cowboys on it) and an ugly color.
Dec 24th
some-other-deactivated20110409 asked: YESSSS.
Whenever I see that strip I always say "Machine Code" in my head hahahaha
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
I have
Alice in Wonderland shoes and you don’t
Dec 23rd
my sister is here
:) i love her so much my brother will be here later eeeee i’m so excited!
Dec 22nd
Dec 19th
2 tags
Dec 18th
1 tag
Dec 18th
3 tags
Dec 18th
people who say things like:
‘OMG LYK CRISTMAS IZ SO DUM, EVRY1 IZ HAPPE 4 NO REESON OMG WAT’ shuddap and go hang out with the grinch
Dec 18th
Dear Loser,[Chris]~~~~!!!!! →
Dec 17th
got my
victoria’s secret sweater dress in the mail >:) it’s super cute with panty hose and boots =^._.^=
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
just saw
somebody post : “this makes no sents” sents sents sents how did this person pass the 1st grade? SENSE**** CENTS***
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
facebook makes me so mad
it akljsgerjkl;ghaL;ERJKGHerkl;gh;RJKLGH;akhg;JKLHGF UGH
Dec 16th
3 tags
dear Santa,
plz put lots of rum in my eggnog this year. if you don’t have any rum, bourbon and brandy will substitute well. I’ve been an awesome child this year so I know you’ll do it. bring me hats and noms too, I’m out of those.  urs trooly, melissa (the coolest person ever)
Dec 16th
1 tag
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
4,475 notes
today
I almost got to watch The Adventures of Milo and Otis at school. it made me think of you and Douglas. I miss you both a lot.  it’s weird. I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately, and I’ve had a bunch of dreams about you. I wish I weren’t such a jerk to you this past summer because you’re a really great guy. I haven’t dated many guys, but you were definitely...
Dec 16th
Rusty doesn't have a christmas tree
so I’m going to bring him one this weekend with lights and ornaments as a surprise!  I also want to get stockings for him, Mustard, and Ryan. it’s the least I can do after throwing up on his carpet.  I <3 my sassy gay friend  4evar
Dec 16th
2 tags
Dec 15th
biggest loser, christmas cookies, hot tea, and several benadryl make my tuesdays so much better <3 even though the benadryl and hot tea is part of a daily routine..
Dec 15th
!: meep meep →
ebuena: i wish i was nicer and more patient and that i knew my left from my right. i wish my feet didn’t always fall asleep and that my ring fingernails wouldn’t grow so fast. i wish i wasn’t so wreckless with my possessions and with the emotions of the people who mean the most to me. i wish i knew how… you’re mostly what i think abouttttt andd i’m proudddd <3 *if you...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
723 notes
I'm in college now!
classes start in january! I’m so excited :) *to the people who told me I’d drop out and die alone: YOU GUYS WERE WRONG at least about me dropping out.. when people say anything is possible, they aren’t lying! last year I had 2.5 high school credits and now I’m on my way to graduating (a year early!) 
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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1 tag
I'm happy being single
until I see a handsome jewish fellow with a beard. h0lla qtz~*~*~
Dec 13th
!: :( →
ebuena: molossa: ebuena: never been more sore or more sick to my stomach whinewhinewhinewhine feel better beautiful <3333333333333333333333 to make you feel better, here’s a picture of me from when I had my wisdom teefz out it’s ugg i just saw this. i really, really, sincerely… oh my goodness, i think i’m more in love with you than anyone else that i’ve never...
Dec 13th
I think girls with tons of piercings usually look...
but not her ^
Dec 13th
typos
make things funnier
Dec 13th
I love Rusty
and Mustard <3333
Dec 13th
doctors suck
if my therapist tells you to change my medicine to one that won’t make me gain weight AND put me on another that will help me be less angry 24/7, don’t just change one and tell me to wait a month for the other (especially when they told you to not let me take one alone because my anger would get worse). it makes me angrier. this makes no sense, BUT I’M SO IRRITATED.  ...
Dec 13th
2 tags
some good pictures of me
^ not halloween, ebuena… ;)
Dec 12th
today's one of those days
where everything makes me angry and I feel like my head’s going to explode I think I’ll take a shower and get pretty.. maybe that will help.
Dec 12th